“Hooray! I’ve been exposed to this message enough to move from awareness to consideration!” –tpdsaa.Tmblr
And other things real people don’t say about advertising:
“Finally I can generate content for major brands!”
“Fantastic! My bank has thrown transmedia storytelling in the mix. Now, that’s something I’m willing to pro-actively engage with.”
“That subject line totally reached out and grabbed me!”
Courtesy of Bizcommunity.com
Ever wonder what all those advertising terms really mean? NEW – Different color from previous design. ALL NEW – Parts are not interchangeable with previous design. FOOLPROOF OPERATION – No provision for adjustments. ADVANCED DESIGN – The advertising agency doesn’t understand it. REDESIGNED – Previous flaws fixed – we hope. YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT – We finally got one to work. MAINTENANCE FREE – Impossible to fix. MEETS ALL STANDARDS – Ours, not yours. SOLID-STATE – Heavy as hell.
Advertising sure brings quick results–last week I advertised for a night watchman–the same night my safe was robbed.
Q. How many copywriters does it take to change a light bulb? A. “NOBODY changes ANYTHING!!” Q. How many art directors does it take to change a light bulb? A. “Does it have to be a light bulb?”
Courtesy of Surfer Sam
“How to Start a Small Advertising Business: A man goes to his bank manager and says, “I’d like to start a small advertising business. How do I go about it?”
The bank manager leans back, clasps his hands together on his gut and replies, “Buy a big one and wait.””
Hope you had a good chuckle!